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3 Dev Adam - AKA: The Turkish Spiderman. Totally insane Fillipino, action, comic book movie rip-off that has Captain America teaming up with Santo to fight a gone-bad Spiderman and his evil twins (Spider-Clones?)! J.J. was right as Spidey is one bad dude! He laughs maniacally when ever he kills someone, which is often! The first scene of the movie he backs an outboard motor up to a woman's face who is buried up to her neck on the beach!

Alyas Batman and Robin - Filipino take off on Batman and Robin.  Also has The Joker, The Penguin, Catwoman.  Has special cameos by Wonder Woman, The Superfriends and Mini-Spiderman!  In Filipino with some English.  

BRUCE LEE AGAINST SUPERMEN:  WELL....IT'S NOT THAT Bruce Lee, but Bruce Li! COME TO THINK OF IT...IT'S Not really Supermen either.  A surreal Kung Fu, exploitation, masterpiece. Bruce Li stars as Kato!?, who with the Green Hornet, battles a group of, uh, Supermen. The hard to follow plot has something to do with a scientist that invents a secret formula to make food from oil. The scientist and his daughter are kidnapped and it's up to Kato and the Green Hornet to rescue them. The head Superman wears black tights and it looks like he uses a beach towel as a cape. His assistant Supermen wear monkey-like masks with clown make up underneath. Lots of crazy martial arts madness ensues. For some reason towards the end of the film, Kato dresses in a red Green Hornet outfit. Dubbed in English (and so bad it's fantastic).  a MUST HAVE!

THE CLONES OF BRUCE LEE:   YET ANOTHER BRUCESPLOITATION FLICK.  HAS BEEEN CONSIDERED THE PLAN 9 OF KUNG-FU FLICKS AND I WOULD SAY THAT IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE.   AFTER THE REAL BRUCE LEE DIES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS A SCIENTIST CLONE THREE BRUCE LEE CLONES NAMED BRUCE LEE ONE, BRUCE LEE TWO AND BRUCE LEE THREE.  CLEVER....EH?   THEY GO ON UNDERCOVER MISSIONS AND ARE PITTED AGAINST THE EVIL DR. NYE AND HIS ARMY OF BRONZE MEN.   SIT BACK AND ENJOY.

DARNA (THE FILIPINO WONDER WOMAN)-The Filipino's tackle Wonder Woman in this rip-off.  Darna even has a tiara and bullet proof bracelets.  Though she's going to need more then that to stop the evil wizard, whose a politician no less, a ugly winged bat demoness, a talking big cobra puppet, a Hydra Headed woman, and magic pitch fork that can set things on fire with cartoon flames!  Can she do it?  Find out by getting this video.  In another language with a occasional outburst in English for no apparent reason.

DARNA THE RETURN-The Filipino Wonder Woman return and this time she's got a bigger budget, a new actress playing her, and a new boob job.  Though this go around Darna gets conked on the head and looses her memory, and her magic rock, at the worst possible time.  You see the Hydra Woman has returned from the first one and she now is leading a religious cult with the Penis Head monster from Troma's Tromeo and Juliet.  If you liked the first one you'll like this one as well.  Once again no English with the exception of the occasional outburst.  

DEATH WARRIOR-AKA:  Olum Savascisi.  THIS IS ONE OF THE CRAZIEST AND LUDICROUS TURKISH FLICKS OF THEM ALL.  A HYBRID OF HORROR/ACTION/KUNG FU/NINJA MOVIES.  FEATURES CUNEYT ARKIN OF TURKISH STAR WARS FAME.  ONE WILD TRIP THAT HAS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!  

 E.T. THE VAGINA-E.T. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!  THIS X-RATED FEATURE HAS E.T. IN THE VICTORIAN ERA(?) WATCHING PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND JOINING IN WHEN THE TIME COMES.  THROW THIS ONE IN ON YOUR NEXT GET TOGETHER TO SEE THE JAWS DROP AND LAUGHS NEVER STOPPING.  NO ENGLISH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS THERE IS NOW PLOT ANYWAY.

 HINDI NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.-THE WES CRAVEN CLASSIC 'NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST.' DONE HINDI STYLE.  MAKES LITTLE SENSE AND HAS A FEW SCENES IN ENGLISH.   MOST OF THE FILM IS IN HINDI.   BROKE BOX OFFICE RECORDS IN HINDI WITH A REPORTED $125.00 GROSS.

HUNGRY SNAKE WOMAN-UNCUT 83 minute LBX import print of aka ‘Nyai Blorong/Snake Queen’ the 1982 Indonesian horror film from Sisworo Gautama Putra. Brian is in search of fame and fortune, so he sets out into the depths of the jungle in search of the infamous Snake Goddess. He comes across Nila (a snake woman), who agrees to tell him where the Snake Queen resides if he will repay the favor. Finally in the lair of the Snake Queen, the Goddess agrees to grant Brian’s wishes under one condition. As payment, and in order to worship her, he must kill 3 women, drink their blood and then dine upon their breasts. He agrees to this carnage and sets out upon his killing spree. As is the norm with Indonesian horror films, this film is amazing. Loaded with gore, over the top special FX and an outrageous story-line.

INTRUDER (AKA: RAMBU)-just when you think you've seen it all comes this crazy phillpino knock-off of rambo.  Instead are hero is named rambu...The Intruder,  follows the exploits of "Alex Termabuan, aka Rambu", an "unemployed bum" who "loves justice and hates crime".  features plenty of sped up fight scenes, a bizarre motorbike vs auto battle, big explosive finale, atrocious acting, and terrible dub work.  this is pure cinema crap at it's best or should i say worst!

Japanese Spiderman - The Japanese version of Spider-Man that was much better then the American Live Action Show.  In this one, Spidey fights giant monsters and has a giant robot to do battle in.  He also battles a monster that resembles The Thing from the Fantastic Four.  In Japanese but easy to follow.  Includes some Japanese commercials.   4 disc set.  $40

KARA MURAT SEYH GAFFARA KARSI-here is another rare arkin oddity that is right up there with the turkish star wars and lion man!  this turkish delight has to be seen to be believed!  The Khan rules the country justly except for the province under Mustapha's dictatorship who controls his underlings via making them cocaine addicts. Karamurat(Cuneyt Arkin) the Khan's best man is sent to settle the score with the usurpator. On his way he has to fight, among others, Ali Baba's thieves and Kung-Fu fighting Chinese dope merchants. Crazy flick with lot’sa cheese , kung fu and SLEAZE !!!   English Dub with Greek subs.

KILLING OF SATAN:  INSANE PHILIPPINES FLICK THAT MIXES HORROR/ACTION/FANTASY INTO A BAD ACID TRIP.  IMAGINE A INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE WITH NO BUDGET, TONS OF OBSCURE RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, OUTRAGEOUS GORE, AND A LOOPY STORYLINE AND YOU HAVE...THE KILLING OF SATAN.  THIS FILM IS A TON OF FUN AND IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.  YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED.

Mexican Santa Claus Movie - K. Gordan Murray kid flick that is really entertaining.  Has Santa battling Satan on Christmas.  A true trippy and bizarre little flick that is funny as hell.  You won't be disappointed.  In English.  

Nothing is Impossible - Agent 001/2 is back!  That's right everyone's favorite short person Weng Weng is kicking butt and taking names later in this sequel to FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY.  Now dubbed in  English!

RESURRECTION OF MICHAEL MYERS PT. 1-Dutch Fan Made Horror/Spoof of Halloween.  Is the first installment of a two part series.  Watch out for a kung-fu zombie and a special appearance by Freddy!  NO ENGLISH.

The Resurrection of Michael Myers Pt. 2 - Awesome horror film from the Dutch with Micahel Myers, Jason, Leatherface, and a karate zombie.  A fanboy's delight!  The flick is only  half an hour, but it's cool as hell and includes other shorts on the tape.  NO ENGLISH, but it's easy to follow.  Comes with bonus Friday the 13^th goodies!  

ROOTS OF EVIL-Are you ready for the German Bruce Lee? Christian Anders, one of Germany’s top singer/songwriters of cheezy pop ballads directs, stars, and does the music for this unbelievable German Kung-Fu epic! So bad it’s good! Features funny training sequence, a dwarf bad guy who looks like a little kid with a mustache, and Christian Anders serious acting chops. Take a bad Asian martial arts movie and add some German cheese and you get….ROOTS OF EVIL!  leave your brain at the door and sit back and enjoy this mindless trashfest!

SUPER XUXA VERSUS SATAN (88) aka Super Xuxa Contra Baixo Astral.  Brazilian bombshell and kiddie Hostess Xuxa Menegue stars in this weird kiddie flick.  Xuxa battles satan after he kidnaps her dog.  She goes after her little dog and we are treated to a barrage of twisted imagery, gross humor, and a whole crap load of sexual symbolism.  see Xuxa ride a big pink dolphin under the ocean and have a talking worm squirt some magic fluid on her hand.  No…I’m not making this up.  All the while xuxa is running around in tight hot pants, has a flashy white motor bike and does some her moves that resemble something a stripper would do!   Subtitled in English.  

THE TURKISH E.T.-  AHHH...THE TURKISH FILM INDUSTRY WILL RIP-OFF ANYTHING.  INCLUDING ONE OF THE BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTERS OF ALL TIME!   FEATURING AN  E.T. THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT TURD.  SERIOUSLY.  IN TURKISH ONLY.

Turkish Exorcist The Movie - Turkish take-off of THE EXORCIST.  All of the head turning, projectile vomit puking, and fright faced fun is all here!  AKA:  SEYTAN.  Now with english subtitles!  

Turkish Star Trek - Yep…another Turkish rip-off.  This time it's Star Trek and it's a comedy!  Starring some popular Turkish comedian who somehow wanders into the Star Trek universe.  This flick rips of the classic Man Trap episode and features Mr. Spak!  No English on this one!  

VIVA SANTO AND PALS - A almost 2 hour compilation of Santo and his masked pals fighting evil villans, giant blobs, vampire women, zombies, mummies, werewolves, invisible terrors, mad scientists, and other baddies!  

WHITE ALLIGATOR-TRIPPY AND BIZARRE  Indonesian horror / fantasy / gore / action that’s not to be missed! Women give birth to alligators, kung fu fighting sorcerers, A guy WHO gets speared through the stomach and his opponent jumps on his shoulders and pisses on his head as he’s dying!, bloody dismemberments, A scene WHERE a baby alligator chews open a woman’s stomach in graphic, bloody detail and crawls inside. This causes the tiny people down in Magic Alligator Land to rejoice and dance!,  evil exorcisms and more!   NO english!

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