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ANDY WARHOL'S BAD-sick and twisted flick in the warhol tradition.  this a john waters like look at a domestic family lifestyle.  highlight includes when a mother throws her baby out a skyscraper window and it splatters the pedestrians below.  

 

AUDITIONS-Really bizarre pseudo-documentary about a film crew doing auditions for a low-budget x-rated feature.  A whole slew of porn star wannabes and a few veterans show up.  Look for cameos by linnea Quigley and rick Cassidy!

 

Black Devil Doll From Hell - Here it is folks. Possibly the worst movie ever made that actually lives up to this title! This shot on video flick deals with a God fearing sexually repressed black woman who buys a black ventriloquist dummy at a pawn shop. It hilariously comes to life and starts having some hot love with the gal. Terribly made but hilariously funny under the right mood and substance. Especially the sex scenes between the doll and the woman. Has an annoying synth score that is played throughout the flick. The print glitches badly at times, but you won’t care when the dummy starts saying things like, "I'm gonna pop your cherry bitch!" 

 

CHINESE GODS  (1980)  ANIMATED BRUCE LEE FLICK THAT'S A WILD ACID TRIP.  

 

THE CLONES OF BRUCE LEE:   YET ANOTHER BRUCESPLOITATION FLICK.  HAS BEEEN CONSIDERED THE PLAN 9 OF KUNG-FU FLICKS AND I WOULD SAY THAT IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE.   AFTER THE REAL BRUCE LEE DIES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS A SCIENTIST CLONE THREE BRUCE LEE CLONES NAMED BRUCE LEE ONE, BRUCE LEE TWO AND BRUCE LEE THREE.  CLEVER....EH?   THEY GO ON UNDERCOVER MISSIONS AND ARE PITTED AGAINST THE EVIL DR. NYE AND HIS ARMY OF BRONZE MEN.   SIT BACK AND ENJOY.

 

Devil Story - Really weird French gore film about a mutant helping his psycho mother resurrect a bloodthirsty Mummy.

 

Diff'rent Strokes: Special Child Molestation Episode (The Bicycle Man Pt. 1 and 2)-  This shocking, disturbing, and jaw dropping special episode of Diff'rent Stokes must have warped children everywhere on it's message of pedophiles.  Gordon Jump of WKRP OF CINCINNATI fame plays the child molester out to get Arnold and his good pal Dudley.  What's sickening about the whole thing is the laugh track going off during the whole proceedings.  This one has to be seen to be believed.  A future review of this episode is coming soon to this site by are good friend Willie Talk.  

 

DISCO BEAVER FROM OUTER SPACE:   RARE EARLY HBO SPECIAL FROM THE NATIONAL LAMPOON.  BASICALLY A SPOOF ON MOVIES, CABLE, AND TV.

 

dISCO FEVER-in the what the hell where the thinking department comes this lousy, horrible, awful German disco movie.  that's right a German disco movie.   this is supposed to be a 'sex comedy' so I'll let you be the judge.  it's about some German teens trying to get their cherries popped intermixed with some of the lamest disco performances  you'll ever see as well as piss poor dubbing, super bad fx, and some satanic jiving.  you've been warned!

 

Divine Enforcer - Okay this is one flick that the director and writer had to be smoking crack while they were coming up with this crap! This bad boy has a ton of cult stars and TV has-beens in the most outrageous and stupidest storyline in years! A rengade Priest, who is a master of kung-fu, is killing the bad people that come to him in confession. One of the methods he uses is crucifix throwing knives! Someone had the great idea to cast Eric Estrada and Jan Michael Vincent as priests! They also put in Judy Landers as the priest's sexy housekeeper who goes around wearing tight skirts! Robert Z'Dar and Jim Brown are local drug dealers/gangsters. Z'Dar has a laughable fight scene while standing in one spot! Plus Don Stroud is the main bad guy that drains the blood from topless babes and then boils their skulls for his collection! This is a must for bad movie collectors.

 

Dr. who pirate tape-in November of 1987 channel 11 (pbs) in Chicago was airing an episode of dr. who (“the horror of fang rock”)  when midway through a pirate tv broadcaster in a max headroom mask over rode their signal for about a minute and a half.  Max headroom did a little skit where he would drink a can of pepsi and throw it away and other stupid antics.  Towards the end of the skit he drops his pants, moons the screen and gets spanked with a fly swatter.  The pirate stopped the broadcast on his own (channel 11 didn’t knock it off the air).  Since channel 11 is public, it didn’t really have the power to knock the broadcast off.  some of his words can be made out, but most of it was distorted.  This is the historic entire broadcast.  

 

DYNAMITE JOHNSON (AKA: BIONIC BOY II)-all right this one has to be seen because no plot synopsis will do it justice!  imagine a little philppino kid dressed in the same leisure and track suits that lee majors used to wear  running in gratuitous slow motion all the time and you have dynamite johnson!  oh and did i mention that film has a machine gun blasting, rocket launching, flame spitting dragon tank along with world domination, eye patch wearing Nazi villains.  

 

EKSTASE HORRORTRIP DER SATANIS SEKTE-Rare and weird german docu-mondo flick about satanic cults.   Features lots of blood, rituals, and nudity.  Not for the faint of heart.  In german only!  

 

 E.T. THE VAGINA-E.T. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!  THIS X-RATED FEATURE HAS E.T. IN THE VICTORIAN ERA(?) WATCHING PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND JOINING IN WHEN THE TIME COMES.  THROW THIS ONE IN ON YOUR NEXT GET TOGETHER TO SEE THE JAWS DROP AND LAUGHS NEVER STOPPING.  NO ENGLISH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS THERE IS NOW PLOT ANYWAY.

 

The Great Hollywood Rape Slaughter - Ultra rare film that plays like a early 70's porn industry expose.  A frustrated filmmaker turns to porn to try and make a living.  He begins to realize that his projects will never get off the ground and loses his mind.  Has a whopper of an ending when Billy Jack (?)  shows up to kick some butt!  Rumored to have starred Linda Ronstadt.  

 

GREAT SATAN AT LARGE -Controversial Public Access show that was kicked off the air after two episodes for being offensive and nasty.  See the great Satan pound his spear and drink some beer.  See the great Satan curse and rant.  Tape includes news reports about the show.

 

The Grim Reaper / 39 Stripes - A Ormand family pro-God Christian scare film!  Starring preacher Estus W. Perkel.  The fun thing is about these flicks is that they are probably the most violent films in the entire Ormand family filmography!  Also Check out IF FOOTMAN TIRE YOU…. 

 

HEROES OF WRESTLING- The infamous PPV wrestling event that brought the old timers back into the spotlight in embarrassing fashion.  The highlight is a drunken Jake “The Snake” Roberts rambling during his interview segment, accosting a young girl at ringside, masturbating with his pet snake and putting the snakes head down his tights, taking off his shoes during the tag match and then eventually passing out in the ring.  This all aired live and only aired once.  Find out why!  

 

HWY - Jim Morrison experimental flick that was  never released.  Shot as a planned film about a Hitchhiker, played by Morrison, who is a serial killer.  Trippy like EL TOPO.  Taken from a work print.  

 

If Footmen Tire You… What will horses do? - Another Christian scare film from the Ormonds and everyone's favorite preacher Estus W. Perkel.  The true gem is IF FOOTMAN TIRE YOU…It deals with Commies taken over the US and killing people for believing in Jesus!  Includes torture and death to men, women and children.  Kids get decapitated and have their eardrums punctured so they can not hear the word of God!  Fidel Castro is taught as a better man then Jesus in the schools because he gives candy to kids!  And watch as the masses are brainwashed with a recording of "Communism is good.  Christianity is stupid!" Recommended.

 

I Like To Hurt People - Here's a weird oddity for wrestling fans.  This movie is hard to describe.  It plays like a documentary/an actual movie /wrestling event.  It does not know what it wants to be!  Stars The Original Shiek, Dusty Rhodes, Andre The Giant, and Abdullah The Butcher.  See also Grunt!  The Wrestling Movie for more old time wrestling madness!  

 

I WOKE UP EARLY THE DAY i DIED-Based on a script by Edward D. Wood Jr.  This movie (which takes place in 1974) tells the story -- entirely without dialogue -- about a mental patient (Billy Zane) who flees from a mental institution, in drag (he stole a nurse's uniform). He then robs a bank (and is only referred to as "Thief" in the captions). On the lam, Thief hides in an old cemetery, just as a bizarre funeral is taking place. He hides the loot ($15,000 cash) in the coffin. But then he falls unconscious; when he wakes up the next morning, the money gone. In an attempt to get his money back, Thief gets a hold of the list of mourners, and seeks them out, one by one.  HAS A HUGE CAST OF WELL KNOWN NAMES INCLUDING:  RON PERLMAN, CHRISTINA RICCI, ANDREW MCCARTHY, TARA REID, JOHN RITTER, NICOLETTE SHERIDAN, RICK SCHRODER, SANDRA BERNHARD, TIPPI HEDREN,  JOHNATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS CAREL STRUYCKEN AND EARTHA KITT.  Slight glitch on opening credits.

 

KILLING OF SATAN:  INSANE PHILIPPINES FLICK THAT MIXES HORROR/ACTION/FANTASY INTO A BAD ACID TRIP.  IMAGINE A INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE WITH NO BUDGET, TONS OF OBSCURE RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, OUTRAGEOUS GORE, AND A LOOPY STORYLINE AND YOU HAVE...THE KILLING OF SATAN.  THIS FILM IS A TON OF FUN AND IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.  YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED.

 

Let My Puppets Come - The worlds first, and only to my knowledge, puppet porn!  You've got to see this one to believe it!  Adults only!    

 

LINDA LOVELACE FOR PRESIDENT-FORMER DEEP THROAT STAR, AND INFAMOUS "RAPE" VICTIM, TRIES TO GO MAINSTREAM IN THIS REALLY UNFUNNY MESS OF A FILM.  Voter apathy in the United States is at an all-time high, and the general consensus of the American attitude is that there simply isn't anyone worth voting for. A multi-ethnic, politically diverse committee comes together to name a new candidate that America can really get behind. When someone jokingly suggests famous porn star Linda Lovelace, the committee members realize that it isn't such a crazy idea after all ("At least she knows how to use her head!". Lovelace agrees to run for president, the Upright Party is formed, and a cross-country campaign tour is launched. Her journey is full of ribald adventures in small towns, big cities, and rural spots along the highway, and she's loved by the people everywhere she goes. Unfortunately, that makes the Dirty Guys in Washington upset, so they send for The Assassinator (Chuck McCann) to make sure that Lovelace doesn't live to claim her rightful spot as leader of the free world. This wacky softcore sex farce features an assortment of celebrities in cameo roles, including Micky Dolenz, Scatman Crothers, Joe E. Ross, and Vaughn Meader.

 

Mexican Santa Claus Movie - K. Gordan Murray kid flick that is really entertaining.  Has Santa battling Satan on Christmas.  A true trippy and bizarre little flick that is funny as hell.  You won't be disappointed.  In English.  

 

MONDO KEYHOLE -Impossible to find early Jack Hill scripted flick.

 

Nothing is Impossible - Agent 001/2 is back!  That's right everyone's favorite short person Weng Weng is kicking butt and taking names later in this sequel to FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY.  Now  English dubbed.  

 

PUFNSTUF  THE MOVIE-FEATURE FILM BASED ON THE SYD AND MARTY  KROFT PRODUCTIONS H.R. PUFNSTUF.  RARE AND HARD TO FIND.

 

RAPE (AKA: DESNUDA INQUIETUDA)-A little-known 1976 Profilmes production that was released ages ago as a video in the United States under the title RAPE (on the Mogul label), DESNUDA INQUIETUD's main draw in its day was probably Nadiuska, Spain's delayed "sex bomb" answer to Italy's Sophia Loren.As for that "rape" titling of the American video, there's no rape in the film, but an attempted rape, so those who bought the video seduced by the undoubtedly lurid Mogul box and the tantalizing title may have been in for a sad cold-shower revelation. Nadiuska does reveal her body in a couple of scenes, including the attempted rape, but this film's exploitative elements are primarily held in check. The Spanish title translates into the slightly less exploitative "Naked Unrest." 

 

RATMAN- UNCUT 82 minute LBX import print of aka ‘Quella Villa In Fondo Al Parco/ House at the Back of the Park’ the 1987 film from Anthony Ascott (Giuliano Carmineo). The "Ratman" is a dwarf that was crossed with a rat and monkey.  He terrorizes and rips apart sleazy fashion models on a Caribbean island. Exploitation, nudity and gore in this fun little flick.  stars David ‘The Beyond’ Warbeck, Janet Agren, Eva Grimaldi, Werner Pochath and Nelson De LaRosa as the dreaded "Ratman". Available in a gorgeous widescreen format from Japan (tape has Japanese subs).   As a bonus the tape includes the dance of the rat man tv clip!   

 

RAW FORCE-ULTRA RARE cult classic !!! QUALITY 8.5 -"It's nourishment - human flesh. It's guardian - the undead. It's sanctuary - the island."Raw Force (1981) AKA - SHOGUN ISLAND Genre(s): Buddhism, Cannibalism, Martial Arts Cast: Cameron Mitchell, Geoffrey Binney, John Dresden, John Locke, Ralph Lombardi; DIRECTED BY: Edward Murphy. PRODUCER: Ansor International Picture. What the Box says Three karate experts from California cruise in the South China Sea, to the forgotten Warriors Island, a historical burial ground and inhabited by cannibalistic monks with the power to raise the dead. The monks exchange pure jade for Hong Kong prostitutes to feed their gruesome appetites. Violent hoodlums attack the cruise passengers. The monks raise the dead and there ensues a horrific attack by Piranha fish. Violence, Eroticism, Horror and breathtaking displays of Kung Fu continue to the stunning shock finale. The Real Story PLOT: Here goes nothing! Three kung fu experts take a cheap cruise on a broken down vessel to visit Warrior Island, a place where shamed martial artists go to die to hopefully be resurrected for a second chance to earn their worthiness and honor. Along the way, they meet a few women, get in a few bar fights and cause all sorts of problems for an evil Hitler type who just happens to have a deal going on with some evil monks on the island. You see, Hitler and his cohorts trade kidnapped prostitutes for large amounts of raw jade with a group of cannibal monks who crave female flesh in order to revitalize their virtue and power. These monks, however, are the caretakers of Warrior Island and have the power to raise and control the dead kung fu zombies! Hitler's thugs sneak onto the boat, kill several passengers, catch it on fire and manage to sink it. The heroes and remaining passengers escape on a life raft and set to sea for safety. Guess where they end up?!? You guessed it, Warrior Island! Will our heroes manage save the day? Will they be able to protect the rest of the passengers, save the prostitutes, fumble Hitler's plan, kill the zombie hordes, wreck the monk's plans and get off the island all in one day? An absolutely demented B-film, a US production filmed in the Philippines, which I found to be most enjoyable. Three karate buffs visit an island inhabited by a sect of cannibalistic monks who have the power to raise the dead (it could happen). They fix the villains by kicking them all in the head. Everything is here; ample amounts of nudity, violent bar-fights, kung fu, zombies, piranha attacks, treasure, prostitution, cannibals, evil monks, women tied up and in cages, tough guy-talk, floozy blond talk, gore, beheadings, a Hitler-lookalike bad-guy and of course, ample amounts of nudity! We've got the party of travelers in a foreign country, the gang of bad guys who keep naked women locked up, the crazy martial arts, and the same slow-motion zombies who come out of their graves as the ones in The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, which seems to have been a big influence on this one. The similarities between these two films are impossible to ignore and I'm sure that they'd make a great double bill together. The women are unclothed periodically either by choice or force and shown frequently throughout the film. Stereotypes run rampant from dingy blondes, macho men to a Chinese chef that happens to be a Karate expert! This movie has a lot of breasts shown throughout, both in extreme close-up and in medium shots. Of course it's sleazy, and it's lots of fun. Credit the makers of this movie for giving a lot of variety in the nudity, as with the scene where a naked girl on a bed repeatedly slams a gas can on the head on an especially thick-skulled creep. There's not really much more that I can say about this film other than WATCH IT! If you think it sounds like your kind of tacky, cheesy thing, then all I can say is YES! The film's biggest star is Cameron Mitchell who is very likeable as the salty old sea dog, a captain who flirts with all the ladies. Eagle-eyed viewers may also spot I Spit on Your Grave's Camille Keaton in a cameo as "girl in toilet", amid all the other muscular-but-dumb American actors and the pretty girls who invariably show up for no other reason than to take their clothes off. Every ten minutes the cheesy dialogue grinds to a halt in order to have another bout of martial arts action. I love the fighting in this film, it's absolutely hilarious and very violent. The best gory scene comes when someone decapitates a zombie with a sword and a single bit of blood squirts in the air. Actually the action is pretty good, very frenetically paced, with people flying about and rolling on the ground and hitting each other with supposedly dangerous props. There's even a guy who does a jump-kick through the passenger window of a moving van! There's just so much to like in this film, I don't know where to begin. What about the man who wants to be Bruce Lee SO much that it actually hurts? No idea who the actor was but you've gotta love his high-kicking skills. Or the hilarious sweaty 'tough guy' with permed hair in the film who cheesily winks at the camera at the end. Or the Chinese monks, who have dubbed laughter playing over them whenever they appear onscreen. Or the offensive German (?) stereotype who dies in a welter of blood after getting munched by deadly piranha. Or the camp zombies themselves, who are painted blue and pose hardly any threat to the heroes because they're useless, and for some reason always have to move in slow-motion to make them look more threatening than they really are. Kung-fu, bad actors, copious nudity, zombies, gore, evil monks, cannibalism, women in cages, exotic locales and Cameron Mitchell. What more could you possibly ask for in a B-movie? See this forgotten classic now! The film was released in 1982, but one thinks that this was actually filmed in the seventies. The clothing and hair style along with the disco soundtrack really date the film. Along with that, the whole style of settings and barroom brawls just have that mid 70's flair! If you love your cheese ripe and smelly, then give this one a try. It is fun in its ineptitude and has no problems revealing what it sets out to do. And that is, to show large amounts of nudity, violence and goofy gore (a great samurai beheading of a zombie with blue blood being a real standout highlight). The director manages to keep tongue in cheek through out the beginning of the film with silly giggling monks and ending with a wink towards the camera and the words "To Be Continued..." Well, we can only hope !  

 

ROOTS OF EVIL-Are you ready for the German Bruce Lee? Christian Anders, one of Germany’s top singer/songwriters of cheezy pop ballads directs, stars, and does the music for this unbelievable German Kung-Fu epic! So bad it’s good! Features funny training sequence, a dwarf bad guy who looks like a little kid with a mustache, and Christian Anders serious acting chops. Take a bad Asian martial arts movie and add some German cheese and you get….ROOTS OF EVIL!  leave your brain at the door and sit back and enjoy this mindless trashfest!

 

SEXANDROIDE-WEIRD AS HELL FRENCH SEX/GORE COMEDY.   IMAGINE JOHN WATERS TAKING A STAB AT DIRECTING ONE OF THE GUINEA PIG MOVIES MIXED WITH A DAB OF H.G. LEWIS AND TOPPED OFF WITH FRENCH TWIST AND YOU GET THIS FLICK.  A IMDB USER SUMMED IT UP BEST..."ALL i CAN SAY ABOUT SEXANDROIDE IS...WTF!?!?!?  COMES WITH A BONUS FEATURE OF X-RATED FEATURE THE BRIDE'S INITIATION STARRING CAROL CONNORS AND DRACULA!

 

SHE MAN –Bob Clark’s version of GLEN OR GLENDA.  Albert Rose is an All-American G.I. by day, but at night he becomes the French Maid Floozy “Rosie”.  He is destined to the evil bidding of Dominita the domineering transvestite or have his secret revealed.

 

SEXUAL INSANITY-This is not for the weak of heart!  This tape has some of the sickest stuff, not to mention some funny stuff, ever compiled.  Here are some of the subjects that are dealt with on this tape:  Needle Fun, Poop Fun, Ass Painting Fun, Pubic Hair on Fire Fun, Midget Fun, LAVA LAMP Fun, Ass Food fun, plus much more.  FOR ADULTS ONLY! XXX-RATED!  NOT FOR PEOPLE WITH WEAK STOMACHS, HEARTS, OR PEOPLE WHO GET OFFENDED EASILY.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 

 

SINFUL DWARF- Fantastic depraved Evil Dwarf movie that's funnier then hell.

 

SKIDOO-Late 60's flick by Otto Preminger that features Jackie Gleason tripping on acid in prison, Groucho Marx playing a tycoon who calls him self God, and a load of stars such as:  Mickey Rooney, Carol Channing, Frank Gorshin, Burgess Meredith, Cesar Romero, and Frankie Avalon.  Oh yeah...did I also mention that it ends with Groucho toking?  

 

SOMETIMES AUNT MARTHA DOES DREADFUL THINGS-REALLY WEIRD FLICK.  A PARANOID JEWEL THIEF KILLS ANYONE WHO STANDS IN HIS WAY.  HE BEGINS TO TAKE ON THE PERSONALITY OF "AUNT MARTHA" (COMPLETE WITH DRAG) AND BEGINS WREAKING HAVOC ON A QUIET SUBURBAN COMMUNITY. 

 

SONG OF THE LOON –The First Ever Gay Erotica Western.  This 70’s cult classic has a cowpoke tripping on peyote and having homoerotic impulses about the other cowboys.  Filled with a ton of unintentional laughs.

 

Sonny Boy - A boy is raised by a family of criminals, killers and thieves.  Including Brad Dourif, and  get this…David Caradine as his MOTHER!  That’s right Mr. Kung-Fu himself in drag!  The boy is mute (they cut out his tongue) and is raised to be a killing machine. Love and a conscience cause him to rethink his ways. Told from the Mute boy’s thoughts.  A weird little gem that's really quite good.  

 

SPITTING IMAGE U.S. TV SPECIALS-BRITISH TV SERIES FEATURING COOL AS HELL CARICATURE PUPPETS OF CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS.  these ARE THE HYSTERICAL usa TV SPECIALS THAT AIRED IN THE 80'S.  fEATURES:  Down and out in the white house Pt. 1 & 2,  1987 movie awards (The revenge of leonard nimoy), The ron and nancy show

 

SPITTING IMAGE 2 DISC COLLECTOR'S EDITION DVD-R SET-EXCLUSIVE TWO DVD-R SET OF THE ORGINAL BRITISH TV SERIES FEATURING COOL AS HELL CARICATURE PUPPETS OF CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS.  THIS DVD-R SET INCLUDES:  THE HYSTERICAL BUMBLEDOWN THE LIFE AND TIMES OF RONALD REAGAN AND THE SOUND OF MAGGIE EPISODES.  DISC 2 CONTAINS THE SPITTING IMAGE MUSIC VIDEO COLLECTION FEATURING STING, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND THE INFAMOUS CHICKEN SONG.  DVD-R ONLY!  $25.00

 STEVEN SEAGAL:  PATH BEYOND THOUGHT -This one has to be seen to be believed.  This vain project is about Seagal and his school for karate.  Here his students go on and on about how great Segal is.  See early footage of Segal beating up a bunch of guys for his final test.  This is Seagal Propaganda!  

 

STOP CALLING ME BABY:  A SKELETON IN ACTRESS JODIE FOSTER'S CLOSET IS THIS FRENCH PRODUCTION MADE WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER.  SHE PLAYS A TEEN VIRGIN WHO IS DESPERATE TO FIND SOMEONE TO "POP HER CHERRY".  THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY BY THE WAY.

 

SUPERMAN THE MUSICAL  (1975)  MUSICAL TV SPECIAL THAT'S GOT TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!   STARS LESLEY ANN WARREN AS LOIS LANE

 

SUPER XUXA VERSUS SATAN (88) aka Super Xuxa Contra Baixo Astral.  Brazilian bombshell and kiddie Hostess Xuxa Menegue stars in this weird kiddie flick.  Xuxa battles satan after he kidnaps her dog.  She goes after her little dog and we are treated to a barrage of twisted imagery, gross humor, and a whole crap load of sexual symbolism.  see Xuxa ride a big pink dolphin under the ocean and have a talking worm squirt some magic fluid on her hand.  No…I’m not making this up.  All the while xuxa is running around in tight hot pants, has a flashy white motor bike and does some her moves that resemble something a stripper would do!   Subtitled in English.  

 

TELEPHONE BOOK-Rare ‘70s strangeness about a young woman (chirpy Sarah Kennedy) who answers the phone one day only to hear the "amazing obscenities" of "John Smith" the world’s greatest obscene phone caller (Norman Rose). She decides immediately that she has to meet this man and goes on a wild sexual odyssey in search of him. Directed by Nelson Lyon.    

 

TODD HAYNES DOUBLE FEATURE:  SUPERSTAR: THE KAREN CARPENTER STORY & DOTTIE GETS SPANKED-  Two great shorts by director Todd Haynes (THE VELVET GOLDMINE, FAR FROM HEAVEN).  

 

TRACI LORDS WORKOUT TAPE -Traci first bid at trying to put her porn past behind and go legit.  This exercise video was not the right step.  The director definitely knew how to shoot this puppy and it shows.  Oh and check out Traci's great voice-overs.  

 

THE WILD AND WACKY WORLD OF JAPANESE TV -EXCLUSIVE 2 DISC DVD-R SET CONTAINING HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT VALUE.  GREAT PARTY TAPE.  FEATURES GIMMIE GIMMIE OCTOPUS, THE STAMP SHOW, ASIAN TYPHOON DISCO,  YATTA!, WILD JAPANESE GAME SHOWS, AND JAPANESE TV COMMERCIALS.    THIS TWO DISC SET IS ONLY $30.  (PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING)   DVD-R ONLY!

 

THE WORLD’S GREATEST SINNER – Timothy Leary wrote, directed, and starred in this 50’s epic of pure punk rock.  

 

WORST OF CELEBRITY INSTRUCTIONAL : INCLUDES MR. T'S BE SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL, COREY HAIM'S ME, MYSELF AND I, AND GARY COLEMAN'S FOR SAFETY'S SAKE

 

 

 

 

 

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