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99 AND 44/100% DEAD!-Director John Frankenheimer’s pop art gangster satire is a mind bending psychedelic neo-noir. Featuring albino alligators, skillful chase scenes, and Chuck Connors as a one-handed psycho who can fit various deadly weapons on his stumpy arm . The story revolves around an elderly mobster (Edmond O'Brien) who hires a hitman (Richard Harris) to eliminate his rival.
The
Big Score
- This action flick has The Hammer, Shaft, and John Saxon kicking some ass!
Fred Williamson is accused of a crime he did not commit and he's ready to
settle the score!
BRUCE LEE AGAINST SUPERMEN: WELL....IT'S NOT THAT Bruce Lee, but Bruce Li! COME TO THINK OF IT...IT'S Not really Supermen either. A surreal Kung Fu, exploitation, masterpiece. Bruce Li stars as Kato!?, who with the Green Hornet, battles a group of, uh, Supermen. The hard to follow plot has something to do with a scientist that invents a secret formula to make food from oil. The scientist and his daughter are kidnapped and it's up to Kato and the Green Hornet to rescue them. The head Superman wears black tights and it looks like he uses a beach towel as a cape. His assistant Supermen wear monkey-like masks with clown make up underneath. Lots of crazy martial arts madness ensues. For some reason towards the end of the film, Kato dresses in a red Green Hornet outfit. Dubbed in English (and so bad it's fantastic). a MUST HAVE!
Bruce
Lee Behind The Scenes
- This is a rare look at Bruce Lee behind the scenes. The video includes: Batman
and Robin showing the first appearance of the Green Hornet on TV, Bruce Lee Kato
screen test, Behind the scenes of Enter the Dragon with Lee showing how fight
scenes are staged, Rare previews from overseas Green Hornet feature and other
Lee films, A appearance of Van Williams (The Green Hornet) at a convention
discussing his friendship with Bruce Lee and his amazing abilities, and a
collection of Green Hornet collectibles.
BRUTE
CORPS (1972)- A band of mercenaries for hire who travel in army vehicles and
cause all sorts of havoc along come across a man and a woman hiking cross
country. The mercenaries abuse, torment, and humiliate the young woman causing
the guy to go out for revenge.
BUCKSTONE COUNTY PRISON-AKA: SEABO. First there was Cool Hand Luke then Billy Jack, but there has never been anyone like seabo. Southern fried drive-in fave starring earl owensby and david allen coe. this southern prison flick features plenty of violence, racism and some of the best lines ever found in flick (example: Ha Ha Seabo! That knife don't work too good at this range!" to which seabo replies: "Yeah, but I ain't agonna STAY at this range!").
THE CLONES OF BRUCE LEE: YET ANOTHER BRUCESPLOITATION FLICK. HAS BEEEN CONSIDERED THE PLAN 9 OF KUNG-FU FLICKS AND I WOULD SAY THAT IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE. AFTER THE REAL BRUCE LEE DIES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT HAS A SCIENTIST CLONE THREE BRUCE LEE CLONES NAMED BRUCE LEE ONE, BRUCE LEE TWO AND BRUCE LEE THREE. CLEVER....EH? THEY GO ON UNDERCOVER MISSIONS AND ARE PITTED AGAINST THE EVIL DR. NYE AND HIS ARMY OF BRONZE MEN. SIT BACK AND ENJOY.
Commando
Amazon
- A really cool
Devil
Ship Pirates
- Non-Horror Hammer film with Christopher Lee.
Divine
Enforcer
- Okay this is one flick that the director and writer had to be smoking crack
while they were coming up with this crap! This bad boy has a ton of cult stars
and TV has-beens in the most outrageous and stupidest storyline in years! A
rengade Priest, who is a master of kung-fu, is killing the bad people that come
to him in confession. One of the methods he uses is crucifix throwing knives!
Someone had the great idea to cast Eric Estrada and Jan Michael Vincent as
priests! They also put in Judy Landers as the priest's sexy housekeeper who goes
around wearing tight skirts! Robert Z'Dar and Jim Brown are local drug
dealers/gangsters. Z'Dar has a laughable fight scene while standing in one spot!
Plus Don Stroud is the main bad guy that drains the blood from topless babes and
then boils their skulls for his collection! This is a must for bad movie
collectors.
Firecracker
- This is directed by the same guy who directed the blaxploitation flick TNT
Jackson. Well he decided to make the
flick again and this time get a blonde white bimbo who knows karate.
Yes it still includes the scene with the blonde bimbo fighting someone
while topless just like in TNT Jackson.
FLY
ME (1973)- See Stewardesses Battle Kung Fu Killers! This action comedy
from Roger
Corman feaures three air hostesses who provide sex, mayhem and kung fu!
HARD
TARGET UNCUT WORKPRINT
HEROES
OF WRESTLING- The infamous PPV wrestling event that brought the old timers
back into the spotlight in embarrassing fashion.
The highlight is a drunken Jake “The Snake” Roberts rambling during
his interview segment, accosting a young girl at ringside, masturbating with his
pet snake and putting the snakes head down his tights, taking off his shoes
during the tag match and then eventually passing out in the ring.
This all aired live and only aired once.
Find out why!
I Like To Hurt People - Here's a weird oddity for wrestling fans. This movie is hard to describe. It plays like a documentary/an actual movie /wrestling event. It does not know what it wants to be! Stars The Original Shiek, Dusty Rhodes, Andre The Giant, and Abdullah The Butcher. See also Grunt! The Wrestling Movie for more old time wrestling madness!
INTRUDER
(AKA: RAMBU)-just when you think you've seen it all comes this crazy
phillpino knock-off of rambo. Instead are hero is named rambu...The
Intruder, follows the exploits of "Alex Termabuan, aka Rambu",
an "unemployed bum" who "loves justice and hates
crime". features plenty of sped up fight scenes, a bizarre motorbike
vs auto battle, big explosive finale, atrocious acting, and terrible dub
work. this is pure cinema crap at it's best or should i say worst!
KARA
MURAT SEYH GAFFARA KARSI-here
is another rare arkin oddity that is right up there with the turkish star wars
and lion man! this turkish delight has to be seen to be believed! The
Khan rules the country justly except for the province under Mustapha's
dictatorship who controls his underlings via making them cocaine addicts.
Karamurat(Cuneyt Arkin) the Khan's best man is sent to settle the score with the
usurpator. On his way he has to fight, among others, Ali Baba's thieves and
Kung-Fu fighting Chinese dope merchants. Crazy
flick with lot’sa cheese , kung fu and SLEAZE !!!
English Dub with Greek subs.
LIGHTBLAST-
DIRECTOR
ENZO CASTELLARI strikes again with this IDIOTIC piece of Italian action
cheese. This time Erik Estrada from the TV show "Chips" plays the lead
role as a tough cop out to stop a madman (Thomas Moore) from blowing things up
and melting people. One thing must be said, Lightblast never fails to be
entertaining cause the action is nonstop throughout and it never lets up. Were
talking car chases, shoot-outs and explosions galore, ESTRADA FIGHTING BAD GUYS
IN HIS BLACK BIKINI BRIEFS, not to mention the funny looking scenes of people
melting. Moore has in his possession some sort of
futuristic death ray which can supposedly destroy the world. Lightblast
has all of Castellari's usual trademarks including the slow motion scenes and in
this one he isn't afraid to show a little blood ( guys are shot in the head and
throat). The bottom line is Lightblast is a must for Castellari AND ERIK ESTRADA
completists.”
MASSACRE
AT CENTRAL HIGH (1976)-Pretty decent High School vengeance flick. A
gang of bullies are terrorizing a high school. A new kid joins the school
and doesn't take there shit. He fights back humiliating them and stealing
their women! When the gang pushes to far are hero goes over the edge and
turns to murder! He finds out that eliminating the bullies has only caused
a power vacuum to ensue who now controls the halls.
The
Muthers
- Jayne Kennedy stars in this pirate/women in prison flick shot in the
NIGHT
OF THE JUGGLER- James Brolin’s plays an ex-cop whose daughter is kidnapped
by some psycho. He spends almost the
whole movie chasing this psycho and his daughter thru the seedier and trashy
areas of NYC
Nothing is Impossible - Agent 001/2 is back! That's right everyone's favorite short person Weng Weng is kicking butt and taking names later in this sequel to FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY. Now dubbed in English!
OPEN
SEASON (1974)-Great movie featuring a great cast. Peter
Fonda, John
Phillip Law, Richard Lynch, and William
Holden star in this decent 70's thriller. A group of hunters abduct
a couple and take them into a isolated cabin deep in the wilderness. The
couple is subjected to abuse and humiliation. The women is forced to have
sex with the men. They then let the couple go free into the woods, but
then tell them they are going to be hunted like animals. Apparently these
guys are Vietnam vets who have returned from the war and not longer get a thrill
from hunting animals since they have hunted and killed the real thing!
Great classic 70's trash and sleaze.
Phenomonal
and The Treasure of Tutankamen -
A masked superhero searches for a magical golden relic while trying to prevent
the plundering of an Egyptian tomb. Stars
Gordon Mitchell, Lucretia Love, Mauro Parenti, John Karlsen, Carla Romanelli,
and Giuseppe Terranova. This
cool little 60's adventure was directed by none other then Ruggero Deodato!
RAW
FORCE-ULTRA
RARE cult classic !!! QUALITY 8.5 -"It's nourishment - human flesh. It's
guardian - the undead. It's sanctuary - the island."Raw Force (1981) AKA -
SHOGUN ISLAND Genre(s): Buddhism, Cannibalism, Martial Arts Cast: Cameron
Mitchell, Geoffrey Binney, John Dresden, John Locke, Ralph Lombardi; DIRECTED
BY: Edward Murphy. PRODUCER: Ansor International Picture. What the Box says
Three karate experts from California cruise in the South China Sea, to the
forgotten Warriors Island, a historical burial ground and inhabited by
cannibalistic monks with the power to raise the dead. The monks exchange pure
jade for Hong Kong prostitutes to feed their gruesome appetites. Violent
hoodlums attack the cruise passengers. The monks raise the dead and there ensues
a horrific attack by Piranha fish. Violence, Eroticism, Horror and breathtaking
displays of Kung Fu continue to the stunning shock finale. The Real Story PLOT:
Here goes nothing! Three kung fu experts take a cheap cruise on a broken down
vessel to visit Warrior Island, a place where shamed martial artists go to die
to hopefully be resurrected for a second chance to earn their worthiness and
honor. Along the way, they meet a few women, get in a few bar fights and cause
all sorts of problems for an evil Hitler type who just happens to have a deal
going on with some evil monks on the island. You see, Hitler and his cohorts
trade kidnapped prostitutes for large amounts of raw jade with a group of
cannibal monks who crave female flesh in order to revitalize their virtue and
power. These monks, however, are the caretakers of Warrior Island and have the
power to raise and control the dead kung fu zombies! Hitler's thugs sneak onto
the boat, kill several passengers, catch it on fire and manage to sink it. The
heroes and remaining passengers escape on a life raft and set to sea for safety.
Guess where they end up?!? You guessed it, Warrior Island! Will our heroes
manage save the day? Will they be able to protect the rest of the passengers,
save the prostitutes, fumble Hitler's plan, kill the zombie hordes, wreck the
monk's plans and get off the island all in one day? An absolutely demented
B-film, a US production filmed in the Philippines, which I found to be most
enjoyable. Three karate buffs visit an island inhabited by a sect of
cannibalistic monks who have the power to raise the dead (it could happen). They
fix the villains by kicking them all in the head. Everything is here; ample
amounts of nudity, violent bar-fights, kung fu, zombies, piranha attacks,
treasure, prostitution, cannibals, evil monks, women tied up and in cages, tough
guy-talk, floozy blond talk, gore, beheadings, a Hitler-lookalike bad-guy and of
course, ample amounts of nudity! We've got the party of travelers in a foreign
country, the gang of bad guys who keep naked women locked up, the crazy martial
arts, and the same slow-motion zombies who come out of their graves as the ones
in The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, which seems to have been a big
influence on this one. The similarities between these two films are impossible
to ignore and I'm sure that they'd make a great double bill together. The women
are unclothed periodically either by choice or force and shown frequently
throughout the film. Stereotypes run rampant from dingy blondes, macho men to a
Chinese chef that happens to be a Karate expert! This movie has a lot of breasts
shown throughout, both in extreme close-up and in medium shots. Of course it's
sleazy, and it's lots of fun. Credit the makers of this movie for giving a lot
of variety in the nudity, as with the scene where a naked girl on a bed
repeatedly slams a gas can on the head on an especially thick-skulled creep.
There's not really much more that I can say about this film other than WATCH IT!
If you think it sounds like your kind of tacky, cheesy thing, then all I can say
is YES! The film's biggest star is Cameron Mitchell who is very likeable as the
salty old sea dog, a captain who flirts with all the ladies. Eagle-eyed viewers
may also spot I Spit on Your Grave's Camille Keaton in a cameo as "girl in
toilet", amid all the other muscular-but-dumb American actors and the
pretty girls who invariably show up for no other reason than to take their
clothes off. Every ten minutes the cheesy dialogue grinds to a halt in order to
have another bout of martial arts action. I love the fighting in this film, it's
absolutely hilarious and very violent. The best gory scene comes when someone
decapitates a zombie with a sword and a single bit of blood squirts in the air.
Actually the action is pretty good, very frenetically paced, with people flying
about and rolling on the ground and hitting each other with supposedly dangerous
props. There's even a guy who does a jump-kick through the passenger window of a
moving van! There's just so much to like in this film, I don't know where to
begin. What about the man who wants to be Bruce Lee SO much that it actually
hurts? No idea who the actor was but you've gotta love his high-kicking skills.
Or the hilarious sweaty 'tough guy' with permed hair in the film who cheesily
winks at the camera at the end. Or the Chinese monks, who have dubbed laughter
playing over them whenever they appear onscreen. Or the offensive German (?)
stereotype who dies in a welter of blood after getting munched by deadly
piranha. Or the camp zombies themselves, who are painted blue and pose hardly
any threat to the heroes because they're useless, and for some reason always
have to move in slow-motion to make them look more threatening than they really
are. Kung-fu, bad actors, copious nudity, zombies, gore, evil monks,
cannibalism, women in cages, exotic locales and Cameron Mitchell. What more
could you possibly ask for in a B-movie? See this forgotten classic now! The
film was released in 1982, but one thinks that this was actually filmed in the
seventies. The clothing and hair style along with the disco soundtrack really
date the film. Along with that, the whole style of settings and barroom brawls
just have that mid 70's flair! If you love your cheese ripe and smelly, then
give this one a try. It is fun in its ineptitude and has no problems revealing
what it sets out to do. And that is, to show large amounts of nudity, violence
and goofy gore (a great samurai beheading of a zombie with blue blood being a
real standout highlight). The director manages to keep tongue in cheek through
out the beginning of the film with silly giggling monks and ending with a wink
towards the camera and the words "To Be Continued..." Well, we can
only hope !
ROOTS
OF EVIL-Are you ready for the German Bruce Lee? Christian Anders, one of
Germany’s top singer/songwriters of cheezy pop ballads directs, stars, and
does the music for this unbelievable German Kung-Fu epic! So bad it’s good!
Features funny training sequence, a dwarf bad guy who looks like a little kid
with a mustache, and Christian Anders serious acting chops. Take a bad Asian
martial arts movie and add some German cheese and you get….ROOTS OF
EVIL! leave your brain at the door and sit back and enjoy this mindless
trashfest!
Savage
- This blaxploitation flick stars ex-Pittsburgh Pirates player James Inglehart
as Savage. He's arrested in
Savage
Streets
- Linda Blair revenge flick. Blair
plays the leader of a all-girl gang. They
become involved in vicious feud with a all male gang who rape her deaf-mute
sister, played by Linnea Quigley, and kill her pregnant best friend.
Linda then decides it's time for "an eye for an eye."
Great Drive-In number.
STEVEN
SEAGAL: PATH BEYOND THOUGHT
-This one has to be seen to be believed. This vain project is about Seagal
and his school for karate. Here his students go on and on about how great
Segal is. See early footage of Segal beating up a bunch of guys for his
final test. This is Seagal Propaganda!
SHOCKING DARK-AKA: ALIENATORS, TERMINATOR II. BRUNO MATTEI'S CHEESY AND DUMB ALIENS RIP-OFF THAT TURNS INTO A RIP-OFF OF TERMINATOR IN THE LAST 20 MINUTES. AN EVIL COROPORATION HAS CAUSED ITALY TO BECOME SUBMERGED BY WATER AND THE INHABITANTS HAVE BECOME MUTANT MONSTERS. FEATURES REB BROWN.
VIVA
SANTO AND PALS
- A almost 2 hour compilation of Santo and his masked pals fighting evil villans,
giant blobs, vampire women, zombies, mummies, werewolves, invisible terrors, mad
scientists, and other baddies!
The
Witch's Curse
- Starring the Hercules knock-off Machiste.
After an old witch is burned at the stake, a curse falls upon the village
that burned her. Young women are
going insane and trying to hang themselves on this burned up old tree.
Every time a new victim is claimed, the dead tree sprouts blossoms.
When the old witch's great great granddaughter shows up in the village on
her wedding night and moves into the old castle, the villagers form a mob,
capture her, and try to hang her for witchery even though she's done nothing
wrong. Maciste steps in and saves
her, but then she's put on trial for witchery and wrongfully accused.
Maciste then discovers that to break the witch's curse, he'll have to
delve into the deepest pits of Hell to find her, before it's too late.
Will Maciste find the witch in time to break the curse and save poor
Martha's life?
WORST OF WRESTLING VOL. 1-this four hour 2 disc set contains some of the worst gimmicks and embarrassing moments ever shown on a wrestling program from the 90's era. featuring caskets, killer snakes, racist gimmicks, nerds, and Viking warriors plus much more. the cream of the crap is here! Quality of the clips ranges from good to low. this is a 2 disc set and is $20. bonus: buy both volumes for $35 plus shipping.
WORST OF WRESTLING VOL. 2-yet even more crappy gimmicks and moments from the 90's wrestling scene. this four hour 2 disc set contains appearances by robocop, oz, black scorpions, and a electric chair. plus much more. even more of the best crap. Quality of the clips ranges from good to low. this is a 2 disc set and is $20. bonus: buy both volumes for $35 plus shipping.
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